A pony for everyone in America? He’s got my vote. Be sure to see the glitter bomb at the end.
In reality: 2.7% of the things we buy were made in China (88.5% made in USA), China only owns 7.8% of our government’s debt, and we only get 9.2% of our oil from the Middle East.
I’m really scared for my generation, you know. The thing that scares me most is Tumblr. I hate what Tumblr has become. Because it like, it reminds me of those clique-y girls in high school that used to make fun of everyone and define what was cool, but in five years, when you all graduate, that shit doesn’t matter. No one gives a fuck about that shit. Instead of kids going out and making their own moments, they’re just taking these images and living vicariously through other people’s moments. It just kills me. Then you’ll meet them and they’re just the biggest turkey in the world. They don’t actually embody any of those things. They just emulate. It’s scary man, simulation life that we’re living. It scares me.
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| — | Drake |
NPR says one key to a social media strategy is being “authentic.” I’d say one key to being authentic is avoiding a “social media strategy.
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| — | Merlin Mann |



