wait til people see the yoga videos in 15 years.

Wait. Whu?

wait. wha?

wait. what? Two-faced cat earns Guinness record
The Flaming Lips just released, as promised, a 6 hour track that goes under the title ‘I Found a Star On The Ground’.
I found a Star on the Ground - three parts If that’s too much dedication for you - check out  I Wanna Get High But I Don’t Want Brain Damage

wait. Rick Steves? whu?

Updated from here. (thnx nthnsknnr) but then The Real Deal. Oh my! Such harrowing drama!

Hi! I’m Jonathan Stark. You can download this picture of my Starbucks card to your phone and buy coffee at Starbucks with it. Seriously. My card gets charged, you don’t.
Wait whu?  Get a coffee, give a coffee
Unlike Pandora and some of the other tech companies that have filed — or have been considering filing — for an IPO, Zynga is profitable. In 2010, the company reported more than $90 million in net income, with a near-30 percent margin. And those figures will be eclipsed by 2011’s numbers: In just the first quarter of this year, Zynga reported close to $12 million in profit. And if that’s not enough to convince potential shareholders to invest, the social gaming giant has almost a billion dollars in cash on hand.
Shrek the New Zealand sheep, whose ability to avoid the shearers made him a national celebrity, has died.
New Zealand mourns Shrek the sheep

Shrek the New Zealand sheep, whose ability to avoid the shearers made him a national celebrity, has died.

New Zealand mourns Shrek the sheep

The newest Las Vegas Strip attraction isn’t another mega-resort or Cirque du Soleil show. Rather, it is a heavy equipment playground that lets visitors operate life-size Tonka toys.


When Karen Butler went in for dental surgery, she left with more than numb gums: She also picked up a pronounced foreign accent.

A Curious Case Of Foreign Accent Syndrome

I love this:

In the meantime, it’s possible that Butler could get her American accent back through intensive speech therapy. But unlike other people with FAS who have become depressed by their change in accent, Butler quite likes her new one. She says it has made her more outgoing and is a good conversation starter.

Mark, a software developer, had ordered the 100 micrograms of acid through a listing on the online marketplace Silk Road… He entered his address and paid the seller 50 Bitcoins—untraceable digital currency—worth around $150.
There is intense interest in our proposal for a retrospective in 2013 of Colonel Gaddafi’s four decades of superior dress sense.

Either this guy has extraordinary multi-tasking abilities (oppress the people, choose a shirt, oppress the people, match some socks) or the Onion is having a unusually anonymous laugh.

Muammar Mia!

Wow. Ueli Steck speed solo climbs Eiger - destroying the original 3 day ascent in 1938 with his own 2 hours, 47 minutes, and 33 seconds climb.